Demolition Is My Mission. |
Can't spell assassin without twice the ass. |
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true self control is waiting until the movie starts to eat your popcorn
why would the movie eat my popcorn
nevermind i get it
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reasons to date me:
-i can pick stuff up with my feet sometimes
-ive never killed a man (yet)
-i once got 95% on guitar hero
-you can play with my hair
-im cheaper than a puppy
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have you ever been reading something and completely understood a line of foreshadowing and just whispered “shit”
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You wanna know what gets me off? What really turns me on? Writing an essay without changing the default size 11 Calibri font with no line spacing, and then changing it to size 12 Times New Roman with double spacing and seeing it grow from 3 to 5 pages. Yeah, that really gets me going.
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#actors who are actually their character
the greatest casting ever.
Even better when you think about how Dan got a place for himself in NY to continue his career, Emma went to a school in USA, and Rupert bought a fucking ice cream truck.
Follow your dreams Rupert
I didn’t know this. So I looked it up and - HE ACTUALLY DID.
‘I keep my van well stocked. It’s got a proper machine that dispenses Mr Whippy ice cream and I buy my lollies wholesale – 50 for a tenner – so I never run short.
I’m not allowed to sell my merchandise. I’d need a licence for that. ‘I tend to avoid July and August, but the rest of the year I’ll drive around the local villages and if I see some kids looking like they’re in need of ice creams, I’ll pull over and dish them out for free. They’ll say, “Ain’t you Ron Weasley?” And I’ll say, “It’s strange, I get asked that a lot.”It makes it even better that he just GIVES the icecream away. [Source]
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| january: | okay yeah man new year new me fresh starts all around i'm totally not gonna waste this year like i've done every other year of my life so far |
| february: | well okay that went quickly but february will be my month i will get shit done |
| march: | lol wtf wasn't it christmas yesterday |
| april: | awww little baby birdies and shit how cute but i've still done absolutely fuck all |
| may: | mAY THE FOURTH BE WITH YOU AH AHA HHAHAHHA AHHAHA aw shit i missed april fool's day how the fuck did that happen |
| june: | since when is it summer |
| july: | blogging blogging blogging blogging blogging sleeping eating blogging |
| august: | i need to start getting shit done where has the summer gone omg |
| september: | take me back to the fucking summer |
| october: | HALLOFUCKINWEEN MOTHERFUCKERS |
| november: | everything in nature's dying hmm bit of a bummer |
| december: | chrISTMAS FUCK YEAH OMG YAY. OMG IT'S ALMOST NEXT YEAR. NEXT YEAR, THAT IS THE YEAR I WILL GET SHIT DONE. I CAN FEEL IT. |
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